PART 2 OF THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS! 101-200
101. When roasting marshmallows over a fire, keep hitting other people's sticks.
102. Spin various types of coins on a desk while others are working. (whrrrrrr.....)
103. Chew your gum really, really loudly.
104. Make huge dying seagull calls whenever possible.
105. Gasp in surprise randomly when reading a book.
106. Use excessive amounts of duct tape for minor problems.
107. Bombard people with obvious questions (Quick! When was the war of 1812!?)
108. When it gets really quiet, make popping noises.
109. Get a paper towel roll and pretend its a sword by bonking people over the head with it.
110. Breathe in and out really loudly.
111. Set the computer mouse buttons backward by using control panel.
112. And while youre on there, set the keyboards repeat rate to slow.
113. Squeeze a squeaky toy over and over and over again.
114. Pretend youre a German bobble head doll by nodding repeatedly while chanting, Ya, ya, ya, ya
115. Draw a mustache on all sleeping people with marker.
116. Treat everyday as if it were April Fools day.
117. Always talk in the third person.
118. Mess up peoples hair constantly.
119. Use the word gay in the happy context constantly.
120. Add eh? to the end of all of your sentences.
121. Buy a CD with nothing but elevator music on it and play it loudly when carpooling.
122. Deliberately read books upside down.
123. Whack peoples hands up when they try to smell scented markers.
124. Change your friends passwords.
125. Fart with your armpits excessively.
126. Doodle in other peoples notebooks.
127. Scratch anything on a chalkboard.
128. Flip every switch you pass.
129. Give people noogies for random reasons. (IT'S 3:47! NOOGIE TIME!)
130. Fill printers with black paper.
131. Tie strings across doorways (but not at ankle level because thats dangerous).
132. If you cant do anything on April Fools day, make huge bluffs on Mar 30th.
133. Spread glue on everyones chair.
134. Use really messy writing all the time.
135. Make a paper fortune teller with nothing but maybes.
136.Add Mc to the start of everyones last name.
137. Fill 0.5 pencils with 0.7 lead.
138. Fill 0.7 pencils with 0.5 lead.
139. If people ask for the time, say Time to get a watch!
140. Send 500 emails to one person simply saying hi.
141. Pretend that you have amnesia.
142. Fill a squirt bottle with coloured water and spray people with it.
143. Replace every cup you have with dribble cups. (what's a dribble cup? they're cups with little holes just below the rim so they spill all over you when you try to drink)
144. Accidentally fling Sharpie markers across the room.
145. Use a stapler and shoot people with it.
146. Put eggs in a microwave.
147. Scratch out the bar codes of certain products so the cashier has to announce a price check over the PA.
148. Delllibreately spel theengs rong.
149. See just how many grapes you can shove into your mouth.
150. Sign other peoples names on other peoples stuff.
151. Wear a newspaper hat and pretend youre Napoleon.
152. Always wear Mickey Mouse ears.
153. Put your garbage in peoples hoodies.
154. Wear all of your clothes inside out.
155. Rig the bathroom scale to add ten pounds.
156. Teach yourself how to burp on cue in public.
157. Refer to people by their last names.
158. Discreetly make as much noise as possible during a test.
159. Get caller ID and answer phone calls by saying We cant take your call right now, please leave a message after the click then hang up.
160. Draw faces on other peoples erasers.
161. Dial random numbers and burp.
162. Draw a face on your stomach and walk around without your shirt on.
163. Grow a mustache then shave off half of it.
164. Play tic-tac-toe on every surface available.
165. Mute the TV when nobodys looking.
166. Call a random number and yell in a second language (if they know it, switch to a third).
167. Mix every single drink you have in a blender and offer it to guests as energy drink.
168. Fling paper planes across the room in a giant squadron.
1LOL69. Send secret admirer letters to 2 different people and tell them to meet together at a random place and time. (make it seem plausible)
170. Run around, flailing your arms while screaming like a maniac whenever you possibly can.
171. Use really , really stupid sayings like the bees knees in every sentence you use.
172. Say really funny jokes but forget the ending because you laugh too hard.
173. Dont finish your
174. Cover the L on Swimming Pool signs and point this out to your friends.
175. Burp loudly at a wedding.
176. Sing songs only in a Scottish accent.
177. Pull peoples toques over their eyes from behind.
178. Tickle peoples feet if they take off their shoes.
179. Get a really bad eraser and produce smudges all over peoples work.
180. Play hot potato with an actual hot potato.
181. Order fish sticks from KFC. (or wait, do they sell those?)
182. Give complicated answers to simple questions.
183. Do the is it NOT the ace of spades? card trick all the time.
184. Leave as many banana peels on the ground as you can.
185. Place loaded mousetraps in strategic positions so that there is only one way through the house.
186. Take the batteries out of the TV remote.
187. Clap chalkboard erasers near people.
188. Tickle people when they attempt to do push-ups.
189. Program your Lego Mindstorms robot to spin in a circle really fast until it falls apart.
190. See how long you can say the word Smeeeeeee
191. Answer every single question with I dont know.
192. Put a kick me sign on everyones back.
193. Spread peanut butter all over toilet seats.
194. Thwack peoples caps off of their heads.
195. Make up random words with no vowels during hangman.
196. Check the female box on someones forms.
197. Check the male box on someones forms.
198. Slap people on the back while they drink.
199. Tell people about spontaneous human combustion as they eat chilli peppers.
200. Excessively eat beans.
Annoy without shame!