redhatpieman

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 9 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 9

PART 9 OF THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS!! 801-900!! 801. Save an entire row of seats at the movie theatre for your "friends" getting snacks. 802. Run in tight circles because you "have a glitch". 803. When in an elevator, press your number over and over again to see if it goes any faster. 804. If people offer you a candy, be really fussy about things like "it's too big... too small... looks funny" until you've gone through the whole bag and reached the last one. 805. Strap a bunch of magnets to your body and walk near computers. 806. Whenever the traffic light turns green, yell at drivers to "DRIVE FOR IT!!" 807. Answer the phone by say

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 8 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 8

PART 8 OF THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS!!! 701-800!! 701. Leave illogical answers on random answering machines. i.e. "Hey, just to let you know, there is no spoon." 702. Try to stop time by using your mind powers. 703. Pour an entire milk carton into individual cups and take up space by storing them all in the refrigerator. 704. If people are talking to you, say "Why are you talking to yourself?" 705. Use your friends' desks as your own personal garbage dump. 706. Repeat this conversation: "Quick! Hand that thing to me!" "What?" "Oh, never mind." 707. Connect the dots anyway you want. 708. Think of the most random thing ever and challe

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 7 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 7

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 7!! 601-700!! 601. Tape posters on walls upside down because of “special prescription contacts” 602. Sing a song that really annoys people. If asked to stop, sing louder. 603. If you don’t know the answer, make one up. 604. Pretend you know kung-fu and make really stupid noises while doing it. 605. Read the last page first. 606. If someone annoys you, do something equally annoying back (depending on who you're dealing with, this may last for days). 607. Blow your nose at the dinner table. 608. Unhook people’s necklaces. 6L0L9. Give yourself (and maybe others) really bad haircuts.

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 6 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 6

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 6!!!! 501-600!!! 501. Open every window in the house when it rains. 502. When looking at clouds, say “that cloud looks like a cloud”. 503. Make a “Calvin and Hobbes” type duplicator out of cardboard. 504. Call animals by their scientific names. 505. Build a snowman and do brain surgery on it. 506. Call the library help desk and ask for the definitions for swear words. 507. When it gets really quiet, yell “BOOOORRRIIING!!!!!!!” 508. Put a lemon in sludge water and sell it as lemonade for $10 a glass. 509. Read your parents’ favourite book while eating toast. 510. Do

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 5 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 5

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 5!!! 401-500!! 401. Always count out loud. 402. Attempt to fold paper as many times as possible. 403. Say “MEH” whenever you exert force. 404. Draw a mustache on every single picture you can find. 405. Breathe in and out really loudly “to keep your lungs in shape”. 406. Eat dinner for breakfast. 407. Eat breakfast for dinner. 408. Frost cakes with toothpaste. 409. Mix the salt and sugar together to save space. 410. See just how many imitations you can do in public. 411. Pretend that no one exists but you. 412. Smack people’s hands as they drink. 413. If you are the victim

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 4 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 4

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 4!!!! 301-400 301. Use transparent bingo chips as contact lenses. 302. Keep clicking a pen constantly. 303. Have nothing but dead batteries at home. 304. Give presents with air holes in the box. 305. Write stuff all over someone’s work with a pen and say that it’s erasable. Once they realize it isn’t, run. 306. When on a ski lift, yell to the guy ahead of you that you are in “hot pursuit”. 307. Enunciate your words very thoroughly. 308. Set every clock in the house ahead one hour and in the morning, yell “WE’RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!!” 309. Fire rubber bands dire

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 3 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 3

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 3!!! 201-300 201. Cut strands of hair from various people and place them in vials. 202. Eat nothing but little fast food condiment packs. 203. Pour water into a can of Kool-aid mix and chug it down in front of others. 204. Make a "pbbt" sound whenever two objects collide. 205. Mail a clock that ticks very loudly to the President or Prime Minister. 206. Call teachers by their first names. 207. Sew the words "Kick me" onto the bottom of someones pants. 208. Hit random keys while people are typisdlki fj;aow#$% iert6upw49ruwresafk fkaj sdfk. 209. Lock up bathroom stalls and escape by crawling underneath.

THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 2 by redhatpieman, literature

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THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 2

PART 2 OF THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS! 101-200 101. When roasting marshmallows over a fire, keep hitting other people's sticks. 102. Spin various types of coins on a desk while others are working. (whrrrrrr.....) 103. Chew your gum really, really loudly. 104. Make huge dying seagull calls whenever possible. 105. Gasp in surprise randomly when reading a book. 106. Use excessive amounts of duct tape for minor problems. 107. Bombard people with obvious questions (Quick! When was the war of 1812!?) 108. When it gets really quiet, make popping noises. 109. Get a paper towel roll and pretend it’s a sword by bonking people over the he

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Artist // Student // Artisan Crafts

Feb 18
Canada
Deviant for 15 years
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My Bio

I make weapons

out of wood.

Would you like one too?

Favourite Visual Artist

TITE KUBO

Favourite Movies

too many...mainly Pixar

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Weezer, Gorillaz, Redhotchillipeppers, U2, to infinity and beyond

Favourite Books

Favourite Writers

TITE KUBO *i consider him a poet*

Favourite Games

HOCKEY AND VIDEO

Favourite Gaming Platform

xbox ps2 and gamecube.

Tools of the Trade

Wood and knives.

Other Interests

Manga, silly nonsense and pie.

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redhatpieman

Dec 20, 2012

Boopadoop

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Programming stuff. Thought I'd share this handy slap-to-the-face article http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/ "6 Harsh truths that will make you a better person" Hopefully it helps you as much as it helped me. Sleepy as hell. night

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redhatpieman

Oct 7, 2012

I'm not dead / Girl confessions

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Because ~Tellytubbie (https://www.deviantart.com/tellytubbie) thought I had dead, I'm updating my journal. 1. Do you sleep in your bra? I try not to. 2. Do you sleep with socks on? too warm. 3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? I like snuggles 4. Do you enjoy drama? No. 5. Are you a girly-girl? When i feel like it 6. Who was the last person you hugged? My mum. 8. Are you short? NOT ANY MORE 9. Do you like somebody? Myself 10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a name? nope, just password123. wait.. 11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Only if they're wet 12. Do you think you're alone sometimes? Never. 13. Do you dress up o